Football is Officially Back!

Yes, people, football season is officially here. Some of you probably thought it was officially here last night when the first game of the season was played. No, football is officially back today with the return of ‘Carl’s Stone Cold Lock of the Century…of the Week’.

I would advise watching the video for entertainment purposes only. Previous experience says that picking the way Carl does can only result in someone named Louie the Fist coming to break your kneecaps.